Ohio: A recap

For all of you that didn't know I was in Ohio for Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday this week. Here is a recap of what happened:

• Got to the airport, the airline didn't have record of our tickets but they did eventually find them
• My mom spilled an entire bottle of water in he purse ruining the maps and orientation papers we had
• Lost my keys in the airport at some point and no longer have keys to my car, my brothers car or my la fitness tag
• Got stuck in the small airplane ever
• Landed in Chicago to find that due to weather the plan we were supposed to take to Dayton was delayed and kept getting delayed
• Met a crystal meth addict who was missing everyone but two of his teeth
• Decided to drive from Chicago to Dayton, over 300 miles apart, starting at 11 pm
• Saw over 20 abandoned cars and 1,000 truckers
• Saw all of Indiana, let me tell you it is flat
• Went to a convince stare at 3 am in Podunk Indiana and met a nice cashier who was missing all her teeth
• Got to my hotel at 4 in the morning in Dayton
• Blew off morning orientation
  
• Found out that Dayton and Miami are not very close and took over hour and half to get there
• Got directions from a friendly chain smoking mailman
• Finally arrived at Miami at noon
• Sat through most important parts of Orientation, what to pick for classes
• Found out that I am not allowed to drink at college and that sexual assault is a serious offense
• Learned what Corn Holing was
• Didn't sleep in the dorms because my roommate got up so many times
• Got my classes and discovered that were some kids at Miami that were preps
• Drove again from Miami to Chicago, taking a longer distance trip but faster since we avoided most of the construction on highways
• Saw the rest of Indiana and Illinois I hadn't scene; Who knew that Americans still farmed
• Found out that the airline canceled my tickets due to the fact that I didn't take the Dayton flight; resulting in me buying tickets for a flight that I already had tickets for
• Met Callan in the Chicago airport on accident, she was comign back from Paris, we caught up on everythign that had been going on
• Had my flight from Chicago delayed over two hours due to Weather and President Bush
• On the plane Callan discovered that she had lost her ipod, she cried; I felt her pain
• Eventually I got home

It was a wild ride. And I don't think that anyone will quite appreciate what middle America's like just by reading this little synopsis